When you’ve been on hold with a card company for 32 minutes and you go to take a pee and sit on toilet Hello how can i
oh for petes sake
whose pete? why not sam “? or bill?
I just finished making the calls one would do if they bought a plant and walked out to car and put wallet on top of car to insert plant into car and then drive off in car while plant is all chill in the backseat and the wallet is walleting not in my pocket or hands or possession at all.
How goodly human it was of unknown man to drop off at police station and police station man to call me and tell me my wallet had been turned in after being found on the side of the road.
Thanks Sam, or Bill or Pete. If it wasn’t for your sake, my wallet would be kappa zapped gone.