Walleting Sake

When you’ve been on hold with a card company for 32 minutes and you go to take a pee and sit on toilet Hello how can i

oh for petes sake

whose pete? why not sam “? or bill?

I just finished making the calls one would do if they bought a plant and walked out to car and put wallet on top of car to insert plant into car and then drive off in car while plant is all chill in the backseat and the wallet is walleting not in my pocket or hands or possession at all.

How goodly human it was of unknown man to drop off at police station and police station man to call me and tell me my wallet had been turned in after being found on the side of the road.

Thanks Sam, or Bill or Pete. If it wasn’t for your sake, my wallet would be kappa zapped gone.

Bravery

The way you like it like this,
but can’t say the words.
The way it’ll throw you off course
You Tell me that at Least.
while your back against the plaid
that you gave me
How many years ago now?
Time trickles through the system
and we absorb and believe
that One Day,
we will tell it truly,
How we Like it.
And the Course,
will forever be Changed.

Waits

I may not be in China,
but I am in a town .

I’ll sit on them bleachers
’till we decide to come around.

A Sure(d) Stay

When I have a heavy heart
I don’t feel fat or off the scale.
I feel my blood veins disjointed
And dragon sadness of a tail.

A heart with weight,
can also mean pure and full
Like explosion works of fire,
that create the half that makes the whole.

And if my heart is solid,
like that soulfire around your way,
I know we will be complete
before we start our stay.