Am I Addicted?

Sister and her boyfriend of 10 years enter the house my mother left the day before and within 61 seconds of being in the same room as them, he is looking me in the eyes and telling me I need help with my drinking.


I’m going to test myself and see how long I can go without a drink.

For as far as I know, as far as they know, I drink everyday.

I don’t!

Diagnosing me with inaccurate information.

Yes I drink a lot. But I don’t believe I’m addicted.

Maybe that’s what the addicted believe though.

Hm. Let’s figure it out then, shall we.

Eventful Saturdays.