“My nose is broken when it’s stuffed up. “
“Mom, I have another ask. “
Me: “The moon is very far away. ”
” No it’s not. We just need a bunch of ladders.”
” Did you cut your blood off?” ( referring to a cut on my leg )
“Santa is 68 kilometers years old. “
“Can Santa see through the roof?”
“Did you put it through the dryer?” ( referring to pan friend ham )
Limousine is “limonose”
Peanut Butter is “peener butter “
” We are hearts, so we hurt.”
” There is sun in my body that melts it.” ( Referring to chocolate he just ate )
Click here for things he said when he was three.
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